NSFW: Your Twitter fan base is puny—have you thought about becoming famous?
You put your best pithy quotes and clever memes out there in the Twittosphere, but where’s the love? Seth and Lex will lay out your personal path to Social stardom.
Does size matter? It does when you’re talking about your sphere of social media influence. Face it, who’s going to give you the time of day if you have a measly 50 followers on your @ccount? Anybody? You need to take action.
The Problem Solvers…ish will be your personal communications consultants to help YOU rack up fans on the Internet faster than a golden retriever can gather ticks in Old Lyme. Whether your goal is 1,000, 100,000 or 1 million followers, their straightforward advice will work for ANYONE who’s even close to as popular as Kim Kardashian. Listen and learn!
What’s YOUR Problem?
Every week Seth Brown and Lex Friedman tackle a listener submitted problem. It could be any kind of issue—family, career, love, religion, political. Doesn’t matter! Seth and Lex are equally unqualified to address ANY of your troubles.
BUT, that doesn’t mean they won’t try. And it doesn’t mean they might not solve your problem by accident! Just Skype click the link in the sidebar to access our web-based voice-messaging system. Or, if you’re bashful, e-mail it to us at problems<at>greylockglass.com
At your request, we will “Anonymize” your voice, making is less likely that your boss will recognize that it’s you complaining about her peculiar bathroom habits and tendency to stalk you on social media.
Problems dealt with on a “funniest-come, first-served basis.” Real Debbie-downer issues like death, IRS audits, and that sink hole swallowing up your carport? The may take a lonnnnng time for us to get around to. Just leave a voice message by clicking the picture in the side bar of the girl on the party line!