Problem Solvers…ish #5 — Naughty Bytes and Netiquette: think before you click that pic of your…

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NSFW: Naughty, Bawdy, and oh Lawdy! Nobody asked to see that!

Guys, unless the object of your affection specifically asks for naughty pics, texting those graphic graphics of your privates is NOT cool!

Our caller relates a sad, but familiar, tale of hooking up with a fellow, digitally, who seems at first blush (or maybe before first blush) rather nice. But then even before she gets to meet him for a cup of coffee, ZING! Into her chat window pops a dick pic.

Emergency eye wash device collapses for easy storage in purse; submitted photo—apologies to the clever soul who came up with this tragically appropriate meme.

Emergency eye wash device collapses for easy storage in purse; submitted photo—apologies to the clever soul who came up with this tragically appropriate meme.

Seth and Lex reach down into the depths of their softer sides (be glad this is radio, people), to search for a solution to this train wreck of misguided romantic overtures. Emotions are explored! Confessions are revealed! Bad fake accents follow genuine ones!

Get ready for our mostest no hold-est barred-est episode yet!

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